Another Great Joke!!

I got this funny joke from my Dad!!

Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out. When the Head Nurse became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable. When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love. I have concluded that your act displays sound-mindedness. The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead." Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?"

Oh my goodness! How funny!!!

Great Blonde Joke

I got this cute Blonde joke from my friend Linda!! How funny!!

A blonde woman was having financial troubles so she decided to kidnap a child and demand a ransom. She went to a local park, grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree and wrote a note. "I have kidnapped your child. I am sorry to do this but I need the money. Leave $10,000 in a plain brown bag behind the big oak tree in the park at 7 AM." Signed, "The Blonde." She pinned the note inside the l ittle boy's jacket and told him to go straight home. The next morning, she returned to the park to find the $10,000 in a brown bag behind the big oak tree, just as she had instructed. Inside the bag with the cash was the following note. "Here is your money. I cannot believe that one blonde would do this to another."

8/10 Blog Challenge

This week, at Scrapfreak, we have been challenged to List the letters A-Z and use adjectives or phrases to describe yourself. So, here goes nothing!

A - Aggressive
B - Bossy
C- Colorful
D - Dangerous
E - Extreme
F - Freaky
G - Gregarious
H - Happy
I - Interesting
J - Joyful
K - Kisser
L - Loves her Daddy
M -Maniac
N - Nosey
O - Oprah lover
P - Prayerful
Q - Quiet (when sleeping)
R - Rowdy
S - Sentimental
T - Talkative
U - Unusual
V - Visual
W - Wacky
X - Xperimental
Y - Young
Z - Zealous

Okay...I tried really hard on the X but couldn't find anything! This wasn't was easy as I thought it would be! Happy reading!!

8/3 Blog Challenge

Scrapfreak Blog Challenge - I am supposed to write about 1o moments in the hour (8/3 15:48)

1). I spend way too much time on Scrapfreak!
2). Do you think that work knows I spend way too much time on Scrapfreak?
3). What kind of paper do I REALLY want to use for this birthday card that I am about to
create?
4). Is there any chocolate in the kitchen?
5). Can I take a break from work now?
6). I want to work from some other room that doesn't have a litter box! Think my bedroom
would work?
7). Am I going to be responsible for dinner again?
8). Did I ever know that my kids sat on the couch and love seat and watched TV all the live
long day?
9). Wonder if I will get a severance package at work?
10). Wonder if I will be as HAPPY as I think I would be if I get a package at work?


OMG!! I sound like I am having some blonde moments!! LOL!! This was fun!!